Which inspired this from Jenn:
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This is a fine list, Mr. Otte. I saw BV when I was a kid, and it was a life-changing experience. This was exactly the scene I attempted to reenact with my little neighbor kid--and for some reason his parents didn't want us playing together after that. Fuck the squares.