That right there sums up one of the resort's finest selling points for all you world leaders and assorted A-Listers looking for a private getaway: Beaver Creek is nearly 100 percent paparazzi-proof.
It's also perfectly posh, living up to the "Not exactly roughing it"
motto the Beaver Creek PR team is pushing this season: My partner Sarah
and I parked in a covered lot a few feet away from the base village,
enjoyed a nice breakfast at the Osprey Lounge,
then spent the morning touring the mountain with the Vail Resorts PR
team, representatives from Specialty Sports Venture (RentSkis.com,
etc.), a couple of reporters from the Associated Press, and a tele
skier from The Huffington Post. For lunch we adjourned to Zach's Cabin,
a mid-mountain reception hall where we swapped out our boots for
slippers, padding around the place with the rest of the snow media
elite and feeling duly pampered.
The Vail Resorts PR team is so well connected that they even
arranged for some actual snow on Media Ski Day: A few fresh inches on
the ground before our arrival, and light fluffy flakes falling all day
long, the stuff great editorial copy is made of. Is it possible the
White House put in an order for the white stuff on Biden's behalf? Have
at it, conspiracy theorists: I think the VP may be wielding a weather
weapon.
A few powdery post-lunch runs brought us to the top of
the Centennial Express lift for an afternoon concert at the Crystal
Grotto, a concert hall carved out of ice and snow. Local ice artists
Tim and Birgitta Linhart also sculpted the grotto's musical instruments
from ice: A frozen xylophone, rolandophone, drum set, cello, banjo, and
two guitars in the concert we saw, though I'm told there are enough
instruments for a 14-piece orchestra (I'm betting the Bidens got to see
that).
It was the first time I'd been to Beaver Creek in a long,
long time, so I spent the rest of the day hauling ass all over the
mountain to get a better feel for the place. Visibility was poor and
I'm not the most accomplished videographer, so I'll spare you the
dizzying POV footage I shot riding with the helmet cam, but suffice to
say we had a great day riding before retiring back to the Osprey for
the après ski party with our media colleagues. Biden didn't make the scene there, either, ducking out on the follow-up questions I had about his cloud manipulation technology: These political types get savvier by the day.
