Instead of a posse of tough guys and sexy chicks backing them up, these bucolic fellows (and one dainty agrarian lass -- for the demographics) have a ton of reticent cows and some smooth-ass tractors, not to mention an estate on the tiny island of England that would make any rapper envious in terms of spending-cheese credibility. Based on acreage alone, Yeo Valley peeps are no doubt balling out, but watching this ad is a lot like how I imagine it would feel to run into one's parents at a LoDo dance club: your dad holding a bottle of champagne and rapping, "Hate it or love it, your dad's on top" while your mom manages a disturbing semblance of dropping it like it's hot. These friendly fog-breathers smile too much, which makes them far too wholesome to be gangster...though the cows are pretty thug.
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