The Five People You'll Run Into When Home for the Holidays

You're bound to see these five people home for the holidays
You're bound to see these five people home for the holidays
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With the holidays approaching, these things are certain: Someone in the office will begin playing the Mariah Carey Christmas station on Pandora today, Black Friday deals will assault you via airwaves and billboards, and you will undeniably run into the following five people if you head home for Thanksgiving or Christmas.

See also: The Nine Types of People You'll See at Riot Fest

Remember that time he scored the winning goal back in 2003?
Remember that time he scored the winning goal back in 2003?
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1. The Person Who Never Left

Every town and every graduating class has one. These people were overly involved in high school, might have momentarily considered leaving -- but eventually ended up getting a job teaching or coaching at a local middle school. They probably sit in the same bar every night reliving the glory days of high-school athletics.

How to spot them: High-school apparel and bumperstickers claiming, "I Love (Insert Town Name Here)" Keep reading to find out who else you'll run into.



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