Top ten alternate uses for Tupperware, according to Dixie Longate
Best Product Placement Idea Ever.
Dixie Longate has come to Denver to ply her Tupper-wares (har) at the Garner Galleria Theatre. The show opened last week and will be here through early January, so there's still plenty of time to go and reevaluate your tupperware needs. I went on Friday. Truly, it was ridiculous -- my jaw is still sore from laughing so hard. But, in case that's not enough to convince you, here's a list of Dixie's top 10 proposed uses for Tupperware from the show. They are left intentionally vague, because seriously, go see this thing.
10. Sobriety Test
No shortage of opportunities to test this one out in the Longate household.
9. Jello Shot Caddy
Like we were saying...
8. Oral STD Preventative
It's still booze related, don't you worry.
7. Small Child Bludgeon
Because sometimes they can be like leeches.
6. Squirrel Marinade Assistant
Makes 'em nice and juicy. Can't even taste the burned rubber.
5. Sex Toy
4. Can Opener
Funniest part of the show, at least on the night we went.
3. Vodka Fruit Infuser
So much added convenience.
2. Whiskey Sippy Cup
See: numbers 10,9,8,3
1. Motivational Tool
Not all fun and plastic games. Go be somebody.
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