Video: Red Bull unveils Shaun White's private half-pipe
Judging by the video above, Shaun White woke up one day and said, "I would like a private, giant half-pipe in the San Juan Mountains, accessible only by helicopter." And Red Bull said, "How giant would you like it?"
More dramatic foreplay can be found on the Project X website.
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