What week is it? Several weird ways to celebrate Christmas
As a public service to compulsive drinkers, on Mondays, we usually give you a breakdown of all the obscure holidays you could be celebrating that week. This week, however, there's no need for that, because this week heralds the coming of the granddaddy of all holidays: Boxing Day, the Canadian holiday where rich people give presents to the poor to supplant the crappy presents they gave each other the day before on Christmas! Oh, and Christmas, where we celebrate the birth of some guy.
For real, though, there's really no other reason you need to get started on a week-long bender right now -- but as we all know, excessive drunkenness loves weirdness, so this week we're bringing you a few oddball Christmas traditions you can use to distract people from the fact that there is vomit all over your pantleg.
And if you don't end up in jail, Merry Christmas.
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