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  • 2009 - National Council on Crime and Delinquency/Prevention for a Safer Society Award, published March 6, 2008

    "Stand and Deliver"

  • 2009 - Society of Professional Journalists/Colorado Chapter, published March 6, 2008

    "Stand and Deliver"

  • 2009 - Best of the West/First Amendment Funding, Inc., published June 19, 2008

    "Curtain Call"

  • 2008 - Maggies: The Magazine Awards of Western Publishing, published April 5, 2007

    "An Uphill Battle"

  • 2007 - James Beard Journalism Awards/The James Beard Foundation, published December 21, 2006

    "Life of the Party"

  • 2006 - Bert Greene Award/International Association of Culinary Professionals, published January 27, 2005

    "Word of Mouth"

2006 Stories by Adam Cayton-Holland

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  • Stop, Thief!

    published April 27, 2006

    Of the many types of vandals in the world -- the blackout-drunk-smashy-smashy vandal, the... More >>

  • Chief Concerns

    published April 20, 2006

    "Chief Hosa Lodge, the handsome stone pavilion built by the city in Genesee Mountain Park, has opened its doors this summer under a new... More >>

  • Watch This

    published April 20, 2006

    Like me, most of my friends are the first Colorado natives in their families. Our parents are all transplants, attracted to Denver from every... More >>

  • The Colbert Report

    published April 13, 2006

    What the fuck was Michael Brown thinking when he decided to go on The Colbert Report on March 28? Survey says: He wasn't... More >>

  • Spring Fever, Bird Flu

    published April 6, 2006

    It's springtime in the Rockies, and things are officially getting weird. For the third year in a row, Governor Owens and Mayor Hickenlooper... More >>

  • Greatest Hits

    published March 30, 2006

    You wouldn't want to be What's So Funny's child. Sure, it might sound like a real choice deal: the good looks, the slice of the What's So Funny... More >>

  • Trash Talking

    published March 16, 2006

    Every other week, we, the fine citizens of Denver, are afforded the rare opportunity to flex our sinewy, civic muscles, explore our carnal... More >>

  • Rae of Sunshine

    published March 9, 2006

    Sue Garber slides a small piece of paper across the table: a drawing done by her daughter, Emily Rae Rice, of Emily's hamster, Leche. "She... More >>

  • Lost in MySpace

    published March 9, 2006

    As a cocksure leader rather than a cock-dubious follower, I have always managed to buck the trends. (I have also managed to tuck the bends, at... More >>

  • Best Bitch

    published February 23, 2006

    She almost spotted me. God, that would have infuriated my mother. All that preparation (the workout sessions in the pool, the treadmill, the... More >>

  • War Counsel

    published February 16, 2006

    Through no fault of my own, actual pieces of news sometimes, somehow, work their way into the inner confines of What's So Funny... More >>

  • Hatchet Job

    published February 9, 2006

    Look, I'm not going to lie to you. Originally, this column was going to be a cheap attempt to make fun of a hippie. I wasn't really proud... More >>

  • Jamie Foxx

    published February 9, 2006

    Check out the collabos on Jamie Foxx's new album, Unpredictable: Ludacris, Twista, the Game, Snoop, Mary J. Blige, Kanye West and Common.... More >>

  • What's in Your IPO?

    published February 2, 2006

    My freshman year of college was not going so well when my mother paid a visit. My attempts to write a column for the shitty school rag had blown... More >>

  • Feeling Kinda Blue (and Orange)

    published January 26, 2006

    Is What's So Funny really going to write about the Denver Broncos again? Doesn't that little fancy-pantsed dandelion remember the... More >>

  • It Happened One Night

    published January 19, 2006

    The clock was pushing closer and closer toward three in the morning, and Jody Velarde had still not heard from her boy. For most mothers, this... More >>

  • The Strokes

    published January 19, 2006

    The Strokes are the Chipotle of modern rock. Sure, there's better, more authentic stuff out there, but when it comes down to it, all the basic... More >>

  • A Leg Up

    published January 12, 2006

    Like any good Colorado native, as a kid I was placed on a bus, Saturday after Saturday, and shipped off to the hills to learn how to ski. I... More >>

  • Hair Today

    published January 5, 2006

    Have you seen What's So Funny around lately? If not, you haven't been paying attention, sucka. Because I am what the kids call "on the scene." Not... More >>

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