Email Author David Holthouse

2005 Stories by David Holthouse

• Zevolution

  published August 25, 2005

  Zach Sciacca wanted to know one thing, and one thing only: "Did that motherfucker just grab his dick at me?" That motherfucker was big-time... More >>

• Dazed and Confused

  published February 3, 2005

  The first thing that needs to be said about 2C-B, the newest designer drug to find favor in Denver's club scene -- or, rather, the old, obscure... More >>

• Follow That Story

  published January 27, 2005

  Several sisters of the University of Colorado's Theta Beta chapter of Delta Delta Delta were, like, sooooo bummed last week when the Tri Delta... More >>

• Building a Better Mousetrap

  published January 20, 2005

  When you shoot an elephant in the ass, bad things can happen. Rob Ramey learned this in Zimbabwe in 1990. Now the chair of zoology and... More >>