Email Author Kity Ironton

2003 Stories by Kity Ironton

• Clothes Call

  published December 25, 2003

  Now that Santa is finished trudging through chimneys and dropping off toys for good girls and boys, he's settling in for a long-overdue evening of... More >>

• Warm Fuzzies

  published December 18, 2003

  Pick up a pair of knitting needles and get down to business with Knit for the Homeless, a campaign to collect handmade hats, scarves and... More >>

• Take Your Best Shot

  published December 18, 2003

  A hundred bottles of tequila at the bar, a hundred bottles of tequila.Jesse Morreale and Chris Swank, the folks behind Nobody in Particular... More >>

• Postcard Man

  published December 11, 2003

  Through his Coke-bottle lenses, Mark Mothersbaugh sees "a beautiful world." Sketching ironic illustrations of political idioms, suicide bombings... More >>

• Heartful Dodgers

  published December 11, 2003

  SUN, 12/14 Author Michael Shapiro is pure Brooklyn. A man of his borough through and through (though he no longer lives there),... More >>

• Hip-Hoppin' Holiday

  published December 11, 2003

  THURS, 12/11 Showtime needs a little love this season. A lone toy fresh from the factory, he sets off on an adventure, discovering a... More >>

• Max-imum Style

  published December 4, 2003

  FRI, 12/5 It's full speed ahead into spring as the 2003 Max Fashion Show charges onto the catwalk tonight at El Jebel Event... More >>

• Jump, Jive and Jingle

  published December 4, 2003

  WED, 12/10 In the Simpsons episode "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation," Homer attends a Rock-and-Roll Fantasy camp to be trained in the... More >>

• Book Look

  published November 27, 2003

  SUN, 11/30 In the Jewish tradition, books are central to life: The urge to study the world is ingrained among families, generation to... More >>

• Ice Ice Baby

  published November 27, 2003

  FRI, 11/28 Break away from the shopping madness and glide into the holiday spirit at the Comfort Dental Ice Rink, opening today... More >>

• Change Is Good

  published November 27, 2003

  FRI, 11/28 As the Christmas season fast approaches, one cannot help but cringe at the inevitable onslaught of typical holiday... More >>

• Welcome to SantaLand

  published November 20, 2003

  Better not cry. Tonight I saw a woman shake and slap her sobbing daughter, yelling, "Goddamn it, Rachel, get on that man's lap and smile,... More >>

• Game Girls

  published November 20, 2003

  SAT, 11/22 A group of women frustrated with the local lesbian dating scene are reviving the flower-speckled 1960s game show The... More >>

• Fowl Balls

  published November 20, 2003

  SAT, 11/22 Nothing quite says "thankful" like pitching a little poultry at a couple of placid pilgrims. Copper Mountain's Turkey... More >>

• A Voice Across Borders

  published November 13, 2003

  Lila Downs knows no boundaries. A striking beauty with powerhouse vocals that sound as though she swallowed an entire orchestra (heavy on... More >>

• That's a Wrap

  published November 13, 2003

  FRI, 11/14 When does an independent film become a work of art? The International Experimental Cinema Exposition (TIE) poses that... More >>

• Talking Shop

  published October 30, 2003

  Want to get in touch with your inner Little Red Riding Hood or let loose the Gandalf trapped inside your routine self?Don't wait around for a... More >>

• High Rollers

  published October 30, 2003

  SAT, 11/1 If there's a giant squid hurling gutter balls next to a harlot in pasties, hot pants and yucky brown rented shoes, then... More >>

• Fit to Be Tied

  published October 23, 2003

  FRI, 10/24 Pour on the liquid latex and give that corset an extra tug, because the 4th Annual Victorian and Fetish Ball will... More >>

• Fright Full

  published October 16, 2003

  'Tis the season when jack-o-lanterns glow, skeletons rattle and houses morph into terror dens that crank out fear for fun. Here are the venues... More >>

• Small but Powerful

  published October 16, 2003

  SAT, 10/18 Like most local gallery-goers, you're probably going to find yourself fighting the crowds at the Denver Art Museum to see... More >>

• Masters of Puppet

  published October 9, 2003

  After ducking a little local controversy, the two-man Puppetry of the Penis is yanking in the Colorado crowds. Lincoln Davies and... More >>

• Flight Club

  published October 9, 2003

  SUN, 10/12 Kite-maker Jane Parker-Ambrose was really too busy to take on another project, but in 1985, after sailing one of her custom... More >>

• The Whole Package

  published October 9, 2003

  SAT, 10/11 Why would a stock-car designer ever concern himself with a bustle? What in the world would a welder know about hemlines?... More >>

• Oohs and Arrrghs

  published October 2, 2003

  WED, 10/8 Captain Jack Sparrow may still be sailing the seven seas in search of lost fortune, but plenty of bona fide booty can be... More >>