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Top Ten Reasons Why Liberals Hate the Holidays
10. Thanksgiving is mass murder for turkeys.
9. Too many SUVs traveling to grandma's house.
8. College bowl games encourage competition.
7. Millions of Christmas trees are cut down.
6. The Pilgrims thought up Thanksgiving, not the Indians.
5. Christmas lights waste electricity.
4. People are giving thanks to WHO?
3. Winter lull in global warming hype.
2. Daycare centers are closed.
1. Christmas celebrates a birth, not an abortion.