Best Candidates for Couples Counseling (2009)
Bill Owens and Ward Churchill
When you enter the birthdates of Bill Owens and Ward Churchill into the free "Compatibility Report" at www.cafeastrology.com, it's clear that these two will never get along — unless they cross a significant barrier. For starters, the former governor's Saturn squares the former professor's Uranus to create distinct times when they will inevitably argue about restrictions of freedom (in Denver District Court, for example). Ward's Mercury doesn't feel free to express his ideas and is intellectually stifled by Bill's Pluto. Still, they share a trine in Mars that indicates an odd attraction to one another. So instead of footing the bill for a court case, fiscally responsible Colorado taxpayers should be seeking the services of a couples therapist for these two lusty Libras. If properly trained, Bill and Ward might experience the joy of mutually stifling one another — thereby releasing the rest of us.