Comments (0) Best Church Advertisement - 2002
Top Ten Reasons Why Liberals Hate the Holidays
In December, the following advertisement for the Denver Bible Church appeared in a Denver daily newspaper listing the "Top Ten Reasons Why Liberals Hate the Holidays."10. Thanksgiving is mass murder for turkeys.
9. Too many SUVs traveling to grandma's house.
8. College bowl games encourage competition.
7. Millions of Christmas trees are cut down.
6. The Pilgrims thought up Thanksgiving, not the Indians.
5. Christmas lights waste electricity.
4. People are giving thanks to WHO?
3. Winter lull in global warming hype.
2. Daycare centers are closed.
1. Christmas celebrates a birth, not an abortion.
