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Comments (0) Best Next Job for Qwest CEO Joe Nacchio - 2002

Qwest customer-service rep

Readers' Choice: Enron executive/Nacchio's nacho salesman (tie)

Sorry, wrong number. Coloradans have lots of ideas for what current Qwest CEO Joe Nacchio should do next -- and most can't be published even in this newspaper. But if we really want Jumpin' Joe to feel our pain, a position as a prison janitor, or a checkout clerk for Kmart blue-light specials, or an Arthur Andersen accountant, just isn't bad enough. Much better that he be demoted to Qwest customer service, where he can listen to customer complaints for all eternity without a hold button as an option.

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