DAVE!! YOU ROCK!! Love you man!! You want to REALLY screw with the Denverites??? BRING THE TROPIC HUNT HERE!!! Douchebag Congressmen excluded from competition, of course.
Best Denver Insult Denver 2007 - Dave Barry
Denver hasn't hosted a superbowl probably because of the weather in January is about as predictable as a woman's mood when she's on her period. I really don't think they want a Superbowl hosted in 2 1/2 feet of snow...
But our xenophobic dimwitted douche bag Congressman Mr. Tancredo is probably another reason. But then again, it does say something about our state when Tom Tancredo is our elected representative. Having Tancredo as our congressman is like that gorgeous girl who's dating the biggest idiot she can find: "Honey, you can do so much better than that man."