Best Nose on a TV Personality - 2007
Drew Soicher's the reigning jester of Denver sports anchors, but what happened to his snout back in the day isn't funny. A childhood accident thoroughly scrambled his cartilage, and before the injury had fully healed, he took a softball in the proboscis that damaged it permanently. Today, one of his nostrils is still longer than the other, making his sniffer look as if it's melting ? la Salvador Dal? -- but on Soicher, it looks perfect. He wins this race by a nose.