It wasn't a happy Halloween for Vincent "Don Vito" Margera, a fixture on the MTV series Viva La Bam. Despite the legal assistance of Pamela Mackey, the attorney who helped Kobe Bryant skate away from a trial in Eagle County, on October 31 Margera received two guilty verdicts in relation to a 2006 incident at Colorado Mills — and upon learning of his fate, he let loose with an epic tantrum. According to a Rocky Mountain News account, he hit the floor screaming lines like this: "Jesus! I can't spend the rest of my fucking life in jail! Just fucking kill me now!" Margera was eventually helped to his feet, but left behind a memento of his reaction — a miniature Hershey's candy bar. Sweet reaction, dude.