Best Blog Denver 2009 - Donnybrook Writing Academy
Once, when scribbling my harsh worldly witticisms (re: life, sex, topiary design & philosophical revelations to be found in the songs of Tool) upon the back of a lusty political adversary in 1958 Hungary, I tried to write a critique of this worldly online blog which has been deservedly conferred the Westword "Best of" award. Unable to imagine - even with my vast intellect and capacity for nonsensical invention - a negative or constructive thing to say about these luminary souls of topical literature, I instead burned all my inferior writings - including that upon the back of my poor political adversary, who in a low-brow fashion complained and destroyed the beauty of my epiphany with his shrieking.
In any case, I have wasted too much time and too many words in this small attempt at congratulatory exhortation.
Well, well, well. Look who's finally jumped on the Donnybrook bandwagon. Nicely done, my dear Westword!