Best Vending Machine - 2013
Forest Room 5
Bartender Paul Garcia serves multiple roles at Forest Room 5, but one stands out on his business card. Garcia is curator of the bar's kooky vending machine, which means he scours thrift stores to find enough odds and ends to restock its wares twice a week with items including take-home marijuana tests, American Spirit cigarettes, expandable sponge spiders and various pulp-fiction novels from the 1970s. (As of this writing, both Cosmic Crusaders and 2061: Odyssey Three were still available.) Customers can also use their coins, $1 and $5 bills to purchase insect putty, ovulation predictors and pepper or basil seeds while they last. And if your strangely shaped item gets stuck, no worries: There's always an employee available to help you get the rusty used wrench you bought out of the machine. True story.