Below, read all about why you should follow him, his superhero activities and his relationship to the inventor of the dancefloor in what is surely our most entertaining Twitterview yet.
@DenverWestword: Justify your following. Why should people follow you on Twitter?
@pugofwar: People should follow me because I'm sensitive yet bold. I will gently pour you an ice-cold V8 before savagely crushing the can on my head.
@DenverWestword: What brought you to Twitter?
@pugofwar: I was drawn to Twitter by the promise of high-fives and makeouts. While I have received neither, my incurable optimism spurs me ever onward.
@DenverWestword: What do you tweet about usually?
@pugofwar: I usually tweet about the stress of being Boulder's best-kept secret.
@DenverWestword: What keeps you busy offline (aka in real life)?
@pugofwar: I'm a streetwise vigilante known as The Caped Conundrum. I save babies and solve riddles.
@DenverWestword: Open tweeting: A chance to say something funny, clever or just to convince doubters to follow you: GO!
@pugofwar: I will carry you across the desert. I will remember your food allergies. I am the one for you. Welcome to Flava Country - Population: you.
@DenverWestword: Any last tweets before we let you get back to whatever you do when you aren't being interviewed via Twitter?
@pugofwar: I didn't invent the dancefloor, but I know the guy that did. And he swears he patterned it after my hips. They're sinewy.
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