It's someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called the Aspen Art Museum. Okay, enough Dumb and Dumber references. The Aspen Art Museum is the real deal, internationally recognized for its contemporary art exhibits. Programming includes art talks, gallery tours, private collection tours, the Distinguished Artist in Residence Program, educational workshops and member art trips to international art centers. Shaggin' wagons welcome.