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8 years ago by Jason Sheehan
Hey, big guy, I wanted to drop you a line and see how things are going up at the North Pole. How's the wife? Reindeers healthy, I hope? Everything good with the elves? Okay. Enough about you. Let's talk about me. I don't mean to be ...
Olive Garden Italian Restaurant
9 years ago by Patrick Osborn
Suburban life is tough these days. Although we were hooligans growing up, the only things that could get us in trouble hadn't changed much since our parents were young. So the run-ins with booze, sex, dangerous/moronic driving, gate...
The New Revolution
9 years ago by Jason Sheehan
I have fairly low expectations of the business of running restaurants -- understanding all too well the lowest-common-denominator math involved in the profitable operation of a multi-unit empire. I've read Fast Food Nation and the O...
11 years ago by Jason Sheehan
Hey, big guy, I know it's been a long time since I've written, and for that, I apologize. You were pretty good to me back in the day -- easy on the coal, no matter how bad a boy I'd been. You overlooked that unfortunate incident wit...