Marijuana Matrix: With new dispensaries opening daily across Colorado, the prime names are getting snapped up faster than the docs who are willing to prescribe medical marijuana. Now to worry, though; with this handy medical marijuana matrix, you can devise a new dispensary name faster than it takes to light up a bowl. Just pick one descriptive from column A, one noun from column B, and one vague but respectable-sounding label from Column C (feel free to add an article or two) to come up with one of 27,000 unique combinations of herbiage verbiage.

That should take care of all the new dispensaries opening in Colorado until at least February 2010. -- Patricia Calhoun