Behold: Yuletide carols being sung by, uh, Gwar?

Here's something you don't see everyday -- well, unless you're one of their neighbors: Just in case your holiday season hasn't been splattered with enough fake blood and mindless destruction, the members GWAR have arrived to spread their own brand of holiday cheer. Don't miss Oderus Urungus, Balsac the Jaws...

By A.H. Goldstein

December 17, 2010

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Here's something you don't see everyday -- well, unless you're one of their neighbors: Just in case your holiday season hasn't been splattered with enough fake blood and mindless destruction, the members GWAR have arrived to spread their own brand of holiday cheer. Don't miss Oderus Urungus, Balsac the Jaws of Death, Flattus Maximus crooning distinctive versions of "Sleigh Ride" and "Jingle Bells," while kicking the crap out an inflatable snowman, threatening to defecate on someone's lawn and drenching a hapless old lady in fake blood. Ah, God bless us, everyone.

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