To prove our point, we offer this quiz. Each question will feature three genres that we completely made up. The fourth is a genre legitimate enough to have its own Wikipedia page. Can you see through the fake bullshit to find the real bullshit? Good luck!
1. A. Mermaidcore B. J-Ska C. Proto-Slav D. DoomSludge Grind
2. A. Biomusic B. Chemical House C. Physical Hardcore D. Boom Boom/Bam Bam
3. A. Pickup Swing B. Delta Rap C. Tie-Dye Folk D. Brukdown
4. A. Burger-Highlife B. Christmas Funk C. Columbia Beat D. Hiccup
5. A. Neo-Classical Classical B. Rainwave C. C-Ambient D. Dick Rap
6. A. Raggamuffin B. Sacred Techno C. Ten-Ton Hammer D. Speed Drone
7. A. Jungle Blues B. Cookie Pop C. Epic Deathgrind D. Turbo-Folk
8. A. Wong Shadow B. Sword Dance C. East Canadian Drum Music D. Roll 'n Rock
Answers on next page.
1. B, J-Ska
2. A, Biomusic
3. D, Brukdown
4. A, Burger-Highlife
5. C, C-Ambient
6. A, Ragamuffin
7. D, Turbo-Folk
8. A, Wong Shadow
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