Chris Brown seagull attack reimagined (ten images)
Getting mounted by the Denver International Airport demon horse, known as "Mustang."
Fresh off his Grammy win for best R&B album and dropping a pair of remixes with Rihanna, Chris Brown was attacked by seagulls Sunday while on vacation in Miami. The Daily Mail (of course) has a pretty hilarious photo essay of the whole thing. Why did this have to happen in Miami? There are so many more scenic locations for such a freaky pose to occur here in Colorado. Here are a few of them:
Chris Brown getting roughed up by Denver's roller girls.
Chris Brown about to dive into some Jack-n-Grill.
Chris Brown shreds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris Brown does a sick dive.
Tim Tebow puts down Chris Brown.
Chris Brown HATES I-70 traffic jams. HATES THEM.
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