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Chris Brown seagull attack reimagined (ten images)

Getting mounted by the Denver International Airport demon horse, known as "Mustang."
Getting mounted by the Denver International Airport demon horse, known as "Mustang."

Fresh off his Grammy win for best R&B album and dropping a pair of remixes with Rihanna, Chris Brown was attacked by seagulls Sunday while on vacation in Miami. The Daily Mail (of course) has a pretty hilarious photo essay of the whole thing. Why did this have to happen in Miami? There are so many more scenic locations for such a freaky pose to occur here in Colorado. Here are a few of them:

Chris Brown hanging out at Casa Bonita.
Chris Brown hanging out at Casa Bonita.

Chris Brown getting roughed up by Denver's roller girls.
Chris Brown getting roughed up by Denver's roller girls.

Chris Brown about to dive into some Jack-n-Grill.
Chris Brown about to dive into some Jack-n-Grill.

Chris Brown going after 9NEWS personality Kyle Dyer.
Chris Brown going after 9NEWS personality Kyle Dyer.

Chris Brown stares down at you from one of Denver's red-light cameras.
Chris Brown stares down at you from one of Denver's red-light cameras.

More Seagullgate photos on Page 2.

Chris Brown shreds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris Brown shreds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Brown does a sick dive.
Chris Brown does a sick dive.

Tim Tebow puts down Chris Brown.
Tim Tebow puts down Chris Brown.

Chris Brown HATES I-70 traffic jams. HATES THEM.
Chris Brown HATES I-70 traffic jams. HATES THEM.

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