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William Shatner. Ranting. Beatnik poetry, complete with mad bongo-drum rhythms. Henry Rollins. Puppets. Puppets in paper Colonel Sanders masks. Need I say more? Seriously, what else could I possibly say? I guess I could thank New Ancient Astronauts for turning me on to this earlier in the week (Thanks, New Ancient Astronauts!) and maybe point out that it can hardly be a coincidence that WIlliam Shatner himself is something of a new ancient astronaut. Or I could just point out that the video that lies in wait for you just beyond this jump...