If LaDainian Tomlinson isn't done after this year, by god he should be.
We're of course talking about this gem from Chargers star running back LaDainian Tomlinson. Considering that it's already made the rounds on both Pitchfork and Stereogum, we're assuming you've already seen this clip. If not, whoo boy. See what you're missing above.
If Tomlinson isn't calling it a day after this season -- which, btw, it doesn't sound like he is -- by god he should be, if for no other reason than to keep from further invoking the wrath of the football gods, who, by the hand of the Jets, sent LT and the Bolts on an all expense paid trip to the off-season over the weekend.
Makes you wonder what the hell Flosstradamus, who reportedly had something to do with this, was thinking.
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