Maris the Great is about to be laid to rest
Welp, looks like it's the end of an era. If you haven't heard, everyone's favorite gay zombie, Maris the Great, is about to become food for worms -- uh, actually, "retiring" is how he put it. Semantics aside, after a fruitful killing spree that lasted more than a decade (eleven years to the day, to be exact), Maris's murderous rampage has come to an end -- or, rather, is coming to an end: He still has a few more murders to commit before his brain stem stops firing. For all intents and purposes, though, Maris is Audi 5000. Rot on, Maris. We're going to miss you.
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