The best Craigslist musician wanted ad...um, like, ever!
OMFG! This Craigslist post, which, of course, has since been flagged and removed, is way too good not to share. Seriously. After spying this a couple of days ago, we were half way tempted to get the Satan-o-verb 2000 and the Demonizer out of hawk and hit the dude up for an audition ourselves. Be dazzled after the jump there, Beelzebubs. -- Dave Herrera
Satanic Bass Player looking for Satanic Band (luciferville)
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Date: 2008-11-11, 6:38PM MST
My name is Izakia, I am early 30s and I have been playing bass mainly for my satanic praise band for about the last five years which I plan to keep doing until Satan tells me to stop. I am just trying to see what is out there for players like me. I would consider myself an Satanic player. I am looking to join up with a new band or an established one. Something Demon friendly would also be great. I am not looking to go gigging right away but it is a goal that I have. I am very dependable and very established in my faith in Satan and would like band mates who are not afraid of Satan as well. I believe that it is not all about talent but using what Satan gave you for His evil kingdom and He will do the rest. Please contact me if you think I would be a good match for you and we can see were Satan leads. Thank you for you time and your interest. I also know my way around sound equipement as well.
And if you are looking for a good vocalist my concubine is a better singer then I am a bass player. We would like to join a band together.
Imp of Satan
* Location: luciferville
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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