Here's some nerdtastic news to help hype up your humpday: "Weird Al" Yankovic, the crown prince of parody, is coming back to Denver. While that's swell in itself, it gets better. Guess where he's playing? Ready? The Ellie Caulkins Opera House. Uh-huh. How 'bout them apples? Send the tuxedo shirt to the cleaners and mark your calendars. Big Al pulls into town on Tuesday, September 20. Tickets ($29.75-$49.75) go on sale this Friday, July 29, at 10 a.m. Brace yourself for the Alpocalypse.