Another blow to Broncos fans: Jack Elway quits football
Okay, so Jay Cutler gets traded to Chicago, and his likely replacement, Kyle Orton, seems to be more of a player off the field than on. But at least Broncos loyalists knew that in a few years, a certain someone would be ready to rescue us: Jack Elway, son of John. Young Jack had done a good job at quarterback at Cherry Creek High School and was currently attending Arizona State, where he was no doubt refining his skills in anticipation of the day when he'd return to Denver to sit at the right hand of the Father -- and return the Broncos to glory once more.
Now who's going to save us?
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