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Beer Pong with the St. Pauli Girl: Let's go to the tape

If you were this hot, we'd let you cheat, too.
If you were this hot, we'd let you cheat, too.

If you were this hot, we'd let you cheat, too.

When the St. Pauli Girl, the six-foot-tall Russian vixen charged with promoting St. Pauli beer, needed to shamelessly promote her product through a friendly game of beer pong, she called Westword's Adam Cayton-Holland, because who the hell else would you call? Hickenlooper? Too busy. Jay Cutler? Too diabetic. No, you call Cayton-Holland, because he delivers. He's also available. But mostly he delivers.

Watch the video from his experience in the latest Vlog the Impaler after the jump. See a slideshow at westword.com/slideshow. And, if you're into reading, that's sorta weird, but you'll enjoy Cayton-Holland's most recent What's So Funny column, which chronicles the adventure.