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Bizarre classroom posters from the '70s, Part 2: Filling in the (very strange) blanks

Around the time students were returning to school this year, we shared a collection of bizarre classroom posters from the '70s -- discussion starters that often asked existential questions like, "What can you do when no one seems to care?" Now, as we ready for Thanksgiving break, here's a sequel, straight from 1974. The difference this time? None of the oddly beautiful illustrations have captions -- so we came up with some of our own. See what you can learn below.

"I found this outfit in your closet -- and you can't have it back!"
"I found this outfit in your closet -- and you can't have it back!"
"Out of my way, junior!"
"Out of my way, junior!"
"This dress is horrible! I'm shopping in your closet from now on!"
"This dress is horrible! I'm shopping in your closet from now on!"
"Mmmm... tobacco. It's definitely the coolest way to slowly kill myself."
"Mmmm... tobacco. It's definitely the coolest way to slowly kill myself."
"Looks like you're smoking grass, too."
"Looks like you're smoking grass, too."
"I'm sorry for smoking anything, God!"
"I'm sorry for smoking anything, God!"
"On second thought, maybe this worked out pretty well after all."
"On second thought, maybe this worked out pretty well after all."

 

"Education makes me sleepy."
"Education makes me sleepy."
"I think my mom was wrong about all the popular kids wearing sports jackets and ties."
"I think my mom was wrong about all the popular kids wearing sports jackets and ties."
"This is a baseball cap with the bill cut off. I swear!"
"This is a baseball cap with the bill cut off. I swear!"
"Enjoy the trip!"
"Enjoy the trip!"
"See you next fall!"
"See you next fall!"
"If want to be a top-notch bully, get better jokes."
"If want to be a top-notch bully, get better jokes."

 

"Goodbye, cruel world!"
"Goodbye, cruel world!"
"I hope there aren't any pervy scoutmasters watching us right now."
"I hope there aren't any pervy scoutmasters watching us right now."
"Dear Jimmy. We moved while you were at camp, and we're not telling you where. Love, mom and dad."
"Dear Jimmy. We moved while you were at camp, and we're not telling you where. Love, mom and dad."
"What great disguises. No wonder the principal doesn't realize they're a drug gang."
"What great disguises. No wonder the principal doesn't realize they're a drug gang."

 

"Guess I'll take a break from fantasizing about Becky Johnson's training bra and think about my future..."
"Guess I'll take a break from fantasizing about Becky Johnson's training bra and think about my future..."
"I'll bet I can make big bucks selling those chemicals on the side."
"I'll bet I can make big bucks selling those chemicals on the side."
"If I do a good job as a crossing guard, maybe they'll let me fuck some shit up."
"If I do a good job as a crossing guard, maybe they'll let me fuck some shit up."
"I don't care what the job is, as long as they let me wear that excellent suit."
"I don't care what the job is, as long as they let me wear that excellent suit."

 

"I wish that creepy Billy Wilkinson would stop fantasizing about my training bra..."
"I wish that creepy Billy Wilkinson would stop fantasizing about my training bra..."
"I'd do a helluva lot better in this job than he would -- and be paid 60 percent of his salary."
"I'd do a helluva lot better in this job than he would -- and be paid 60 percent of his salary."
"Even in my policewoman dreams, I'm stuck with a desk job."
"Even in my policewoman dreams, I'm stuck with a desk job."
"Yeah, being a receptionist would be a dream come true."
"Yeah, being a receptionist would be a dream come true."
"I think it's time to burn my bra."
"I think it's time to burn my bra."

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