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Bizarre classroom posters from the '70s, Part 4: School's out!

The school year's ending for lotsa students -- and so is our salute to bizarre classroom posters from the '70s. Our first batch of rare finds featured captions, while our second and third groupings didn't, so we came up with our own.

Ditto in regard to our fourth showcase of these alternately beautiful and strange images -- the final ones in our collection. Enjoy them one last time.

"These steroids make me feel great!"
"These steroids make me feel great!"
"Why am I sitting here listening to this crap when I'm in my sexual prime?"
"Why am I sitting here listening to this crap when I'm in my sexual prime?"
"When I grow up, I'm wearing a thong."
"When I grow up, I'm wearing a thong."
"This is how I'm going to make it on Wall Street, bitch!"
"This is how I'm going to make it on Wall Street, bitch!"
"Pass another note, Jimmy, and I'll stop coming to school in my pink bathrobe."
"Pass another note, Jimmy, and I'll stop coming to school in my pink bathrobe."

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"You'd think boys would like us better with skirts this short."
"You'd think boys would like us better with skirts this short."
"Yeah, and these high socks should be like perv magnets."
"Yeah, and these high socks should be like perv magnets."
"Do you think feminine body odor is the problem?"
"Do you think feminine body odor is the problem?"
"It smells better than this stuff...."
"It smells better than this stuff...."
"We're the founding members of the Sweater Vest Club. Jealous?"
"We're the founding members of the Sweater Vest Club. Jealous?"

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"Why didn't anyone ever tell us baseball was this boring?"
"Why didn't anyone ever tell us baseball was this boring?"
"My dad loves it. But that's because he's old enough to drink beer."
"My dad loves it. But that's because he's old enough to drink beer."
"If the boys don't let us play, one of them's getting a Louisville Slugger colonoscopy."
"If the boys don't let us play, one of them's getting a Louisville Slugger colonoscopy."
Before.
Before.
After.
After.

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"The only time anyone treats me equally is when it's time to mow the lawn."
"The only time anyone treats me equally is when it's time to mow the lawn."
"I wonder what else there is to break...."
"I wonder what else there is to break...."
"This is the worst acid trip I've ever had."
"This is the worst acid trip I've ever had."
"Why are we making friendship bracelets when we hate each other?"
"Why are we making friendship bracelets when we hate each other?"
"Which of these people should we shit on?"
"Which of these people should we shit on?"

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"What do you think it means that we all got break-up letters at exactly the same time?"
"What do you think it means that we all got break-up letters at exactly the same time?"
"Entering this poster contest is a sure way for us to get beat up every day..."
"Entering this poster contest is a sure way for us to get beat up every day..."
"...like they're going to be."
"...like they're going to be."
"Goodbye, Dad. Living with you and Mom has been an unrelenting Hell."
"Goodbye, Dad. Living with you and Mom has been an unrelenting Hell."
"Thank goodness I look great walking away."
"Thank goodness I look great walking away."

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