For our latest Caption of the Week contest, we bring you Mr. December from the 2012 Colorado Firefighter Calendar. Hot stuff, right? The best line shared in the post's comments section will be featured in this space next week. Good luck -- and check out last week's champ below.
Last week's photo featured abstinence educator Shelly Donahue and a waffle. The winner? Mr. Kellogg. Congrats!
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"I abstained from sex until I married Mr. Eggo. On our honeymoon we had the best buttery, syrupy sex ever -- and this is our son Eggo Jr."
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