Caption of the Week contest: What does sex have to do with this waffle?
Your caption here.
Here's this week's entry in our Caption of the Week contest, featuring one of the central figures in the feature article "Forbidden Fruit" -- abstinence advocate Shelly Donahue, who's said, among other things, that vaginas are capable of Hoovering up any sperm in their general vicinity. Use our comment section to post your entry. We'll announce our top pick in this space next week -- and look below to see last week's winner.
Check out last week's champ below. Congrats, Joyfulgrrl8a!
Did you see the Flaming Lips at Red Rocks? They were grrrrreat!
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