Carmelo Anthony and Lala Vazquez may have sold their exclusive wedding broadcast rights to cable channel VH1, but that doesn't mean you will have to wait until the reality show airs in September to see photographs of awful bridesmaids' dresses and drunk-celebrity reception bloopers.
A rigorous study of the guest list, combined with carefully chosen photos from other trendy weddings, allows for these early and exclusive "snapshots."
Lala loves to laugh and she is treated to a hilarious surprise when LeBron James, Chris "Birdman" Andersen and Kenyon Martin (pictured above) attend the wedding rehearsal dinner dressed as her bridesmaids!
Next: George Karl, cake boss.
Nuggets head coach George Karl presents his team star with a wedding cake layered in rosebuds and basketballs made from frosting.
Next: Lala takes a seat.
Lala entreats the reception guests to rejoice, be happy and awake during the blue-chair ritual dance, a tradition of her people.
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After the reception and before the honeymoon, Carmelo nibbles on Lala's garter as the couple kicks back at a relative's house near Queensboro Plaza in New York City.