Coloradon't: Ten Things You Should Never Do in Colorado
The Urban Dictionary defines "Coloradon't" as meaning "Douchey things you shouldn't do in Colorado," and offers the following exchange as an example:
Trent: Hey, lets get our Akon bumpin' and get a natty ice sesh goin on a mountain somewhere.
Brock: Hella word!
(Any self respecting individual): Shut the fuck up. Coloradon't you dare do that in my state.
Here are ten more things to which Coloradans should say: Coloradon't!
Number 10: Coloradon't....
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...bitch about it being too cold one day and then complain about it being too hot the next. Number 9: Coloradon't....
...start honking in an I-70 traffic jam when everyone else is stuck, too. Continue for more Coloradon't thinks you should never do in Colorado.Next Page
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