If this house were in Denver, the residents would have not spent their precious time crocheting a rainbow flag. Instead, a designer flag would have been purchased at Heaven Sent Me, and time would have been spent on home improvements.
While a suburban gay spends his time crocheting indoors, an urban gay would have been covering that white house with the ghastly hospital green trim in a more suitable Martha Stewart Living paint color scheme of Persimmon Red, Cornbread and Araucana Teal.
Below, suburban gay knickknackery... The picture above suggests that the resident of the home flying the Wheat Ridge gay crochet rainbow flag is also a collector of nutty knick knacks. To the left, a window sill holds a blue-winged pony with the face of an angel. To the right, a door-sidelight sill displays a wood carving of an angry hippy.All of the evidence seems to indicate that this is the home of a gay grandma.
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