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Denver Cruiser Ride 2014 season kickoff: Are you ready?

More photos below.
More photos below.

Tonight at 7 p.m., the Denver Cruiser Ride will kick off its 2014 season -- but not in its usual location. Gathering at Civic Center Park is off due to American Ninja Warrior tryouts, so the DCR Facebook page notes that the city is shutting down a portion of 14th Street for an opening night party featuring the theme Reds & Robes.

To get you ready for this annual rite, we've collected some of the best photos from 2013 rides supplemented by a special bonus: Michael Diorio's DCR-friendly rewrite of "Twas the Night Before Christmas." Check it all out below.

Tonight's theme, as depicted on the Denver Cruiser Ride Facebook page.
Tonight's theme, as depicted on the Denver Cruiser Ride Facebook page.

"Twas the Night Before the First Denver Cruiser Ride"

By Michael Diorio

'Twas the night before the 1st Cruiser Ride and all through the city Not a person was stirring, not even p-diddy

The bikes were all hung in the garages with care

In the hopes that St. Brad, soon would be there

The Cruisers were all nestled all snug in their beds

While visions of the COD danced in their heads

And my sugar mamma in her 'kerchief and I in my cap

Had just settled down for a long summers nap

Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.

When out on the streets there arose such a clatter

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter

Away to the window I flew like a flash

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash

The moon on the breast of the newly paved road

Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below

When what to my wondering eyes should appear

But a Red B-cycle and 12 Scorchers in gear

With a little old rider, so lively and rad

I knew in a moment, it must be St. Brad

More rapid than Honey Badgers, his Scorchers they came

And he whistled and shouted and called them by name

Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.

Now Damon, Now Jeff, now Amy and Brian

On Steve O, on Nick, on Eva, on Dan,

On Brenda, on Andrew, on Shoshana and Amber

To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall

Now ride away, ride away, ride away all

As route maps that before the Chinook winds fly

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky

So up to the bike paths, the Scorchers they flew

With saddle bags full of bells and PBR's, and St. Brad too

And then in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of each little foot

As I drew in my hand, and was turning around

Down the chimney St. Brad came with a bound

Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot

And his clothes were all tarnished with bike grease and soot

A bundle of cruiser bells and license plates he had flung on his back And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack

His eyes, how they twinkled, His dimples how merry

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow

And the grips on his Schwinn were as white as the snow

The tip of a beer bottle he held tight in his teeth

And the beer foam it encircled his mouth like a wreath

He had a broad face and a little beer belly

That shook when he laughed like a bowl of KY jelly

Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.

He was lanky and lean, a right jolly old elf

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of my self

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work

And filled all the bike baskets, then turned with a jerk

And placing his finger inside of his nose

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose

He sprang to his B-cycle, to his Scorchers gave a whistle

And away they all rode, like the down on a thistle

But I heard him exclaim, as he rode out of sight

Happy cruising to all and to all a good ride!

Continue getting ready for the kickoff to the Denver Cruiser Ride's 2014 season by checking out more of the best photos from last year's events.

Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.

Continue getting ready for the kickoff to the Denver Cruiser Ride's 2014 season by checking out more of the best photos from last year's events.

Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.

Continue getting ready for the kickoff to the Denver Cruiser Ride's 2014 season by checking out more of the best photos from last year's events.

Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.

Continue getting ready for the kickoff to the Denver Cruiser Ride's 2014 season by checking out more of the best photos from last year's events.

Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
A safety message shared on the Denver Cruiser Ride Facebook page.
A safety message shared on the Denver Cruiser Ride Facebook page.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.
Click to see the complete Best of Denver Cruisers 2013 slide show.

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