Rinny, the Denver Zoo's new tapir, looks like what happens when an elephant knocks boots with a pig, and then they have a baby and it's Halloween and they dress the baby like an Oreo.
But despite the fact that Rinny looks like a sandwich cookie, the zoo thinks she's beautiful and important, which is why they plan to put her up in their fanciest exhibit, Asian Tropics.
The exhibit is still under construction, but Rinny will have some interesting roommates when it's finished, including horny Indian rhinos, who actually have horns, and horny Asian elephants, who don't. Get it? It's a sex joke!
Curious about Rinny? Here's everything you need to know, courtesy of the zoo.
Rinny is three years old. She came from the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle to join the Denver Zoo's other tapir, four-year-old Benny. It's not clear yet whether they're dating. Give it time, we say. Give it time.
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Malayan tapirs have a large, barrel shaped body ideal for crashing through dense forest vegetation. Their noses and upper lips are extended to form a long prehensile snout.
Malayan tapirs are the largest of the four tapir species. They stand more than three feet tall and can stretch from between six to eight feet long. They can also weigh more than 1,100 pounds. Rinny currently weighs about 875 pounds.
They are also excellent swimmers and spend much of their time in water. They can even use their flexible noses as snorkels!
Malayan tapirs are the only tapir native to Asia. Once found throughout Southeast Asia, they now inhabit only the rainforests of the Indochinese peninsula and Sumatra. With a wild population of less than 4,000 individuals, they are classified as endangered by the World Conservation Union due to habitat loss and hunting.
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