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Doug Lamborn's Tar Baby race paste sticks longer: Kenny Be's back-to-school supplies

Doug Lamborn's Tar Baby race paste sticks longer: Kenny Be's back-to-school supplies

Representative Doug Lamborn capitalizes on a remarkable skill for creating sticky situations by introducing his new Tar Baby race paste. Developed by crafty congressmen for budget-burdened back-to-school students, Lamborn's Tar Baby race paste sticks faster, and longer, than the leading white power adhesives...

Doug Lamborn's Tar Baby race paste sticks longer: Kenny Be's back-to-school supplies

As illustrated above, Lamborn's Tar Baby race paste goes on sticky and stays stuck. The toxic, non-safe formula was created by a pasty politician, and it won't wash off.

To open/close: Twist cap to right to open. Always close cap tightly and store uptight. Application: Use on divided surfaces. For rhetoric, spread thinly, press, act surprised. For foot in mouth, spread heavily on foot and lips, clamp, wait forever. Clean up: Never.

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