Dude, Where's Your Car?

Denver Police Department Offense Report No: 07-652425 Date: 9-17-2007 Type of Offense: ??? Location of Offense: Squire Lounge Loss: $700

A male who will seemingly do anything to get laid files a police report claiming: “I met a woman at the Squire Lounge after talking for a while she asked if she could use my car. I said 'OK.' She returned a short time later and (said) here are your keys but I’m not sure where I parked. I looked for car in area and was unable to find it.”

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