Headlines with a keen grasp of the obvious

Today's Denver Post includes an article topped by the banner "Businesses Like Their Tax Breaks" -- a revelation that few observers would have guessed (unless they were awake and paying attention). Here are ten other similarly shocking headlines: 10. "Most Men Find Angelina Jolie Attractive" 9. "Rush Limbaugh Not Expected...

By Michael Roberts

August 11, 2009

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Today's Denver Post includes an article topped by the banner "Businesses Like Their Tax Breaks" -- a revelation that few observers would have guessed (unless they were awake and paying attention). Here are ten other similarly shocking headlines:

10. "Most Men Find Angelina Jolie Attractive"

9. "Rush Limbaugh Not Expected to Vote for Obama in 2012"

8. "Getting Punched in the Face Hurts"

7. "There's a Moon in the Sky Called the Moon" (Thanks, B-52's.)

6. "Keith Olbermann Probably Will Vote for Obama in 2012"

5. "Beyoncé Also Thought To Be Quite Good Looking"

4. "Getting Kicked in the Groin Really Hurts"

3. "It's Fun to Spend Money"

2. "Jon and Kate No Longer Sleeping Together"

1. "Stoners Like Weed"

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword's news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor's degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master's degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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