I Drink, Therefore I Am... (Worst Drunk Ever Contest)
Patrick Osborn, Westword's Drunk of the Week columnist, is leaving, and we want to send him off with a properly toasted toast! So we're collecting the very best drunk stories we can find, and will honor the winner with a hundred-dollar bill he/she can spend at the drinking establishment of his/her choice.
Toast our Drunk of the Week!
Here are the rules:
-- Write down your memories of your Worst Drunk Ever -- No more than 500 words, if possible -- Send your entries to I Drink, Therefore I Am, at firstname.lastname@example.org
-- This contest is open to any individual residing in the United States. -- You must be of legal drinking age (21 and over) -- Only one entry per person -- Address, telephone number, and e-mail address must be included with your entry -- Entries must be in by 06/09/2007 at midnight
June 11 2007 The five finalist entries will be posted on The Latest Word
June 11, 2007-June 18, 2007 The Latest Word readers will vote for their favorite entry
June 27, 2007 Winner announced
-- 1st Prize US $100 -- Submission will be published in a future issue of Westword.
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