Is that gourd goodness in your pocket? Or...
Step 1: Place mind in gutter.
Step 2: Look at the cover of today's "Grow" section in the Denver Post.
Step 3: Giggle.
Step 4: Wonder why there's a third round object at the base of the tallest gourd. Overcompensation?
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