It Never Rains In So. Cali (But It Hails in Denver)
Some hail on the ground
Left view out the office door
To the right
To the left
To the right (I would make a reference to “Tootsie Roll” by 69 Boys but I won't.)
The view from my desk (You might hate but this trash can gives me hours of entertainment)
My ride (In my dreams and if I actually knew how to drive)
Bonus: Here is a video of some guy rubbing his nipples to “It Never Rains (In Southern California)” by Tony Toni Tone.
-- Crystal Preston-Watson
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