After staring at the above photograph for a little while, it becomes obvious that all of the monsters in this Mash Bash wear roughly the same size of clothing and have similar tastes in fashion. A surprise porch appearance by a man of similar size and taste then made it clear that a significant portion of the homeowner's wardrobe has been used to create this dazzling display. That he went to this much work to fill his yard with zombies makes me think that he will spend a significant amount of time dusting the snow off of them for the big Halloween weekend. Look below for detailed photos of the Lotto Zombie and the dog-humped mailman...
Mini-monsters and two-headed baby
Don't be scared, it's only laundry
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