Kenyon Martin's hot-buttered profanity explosion: Listen to it here
We've told you about Kenyon Martin's anger over an April Fools' Day prank at his expense: J.R. Smith's driver, Laquan Johnson, filled K-Mart's Range Rover with buttered popcorn, prompting a wig-out by Kenyon and an "LMAO" tweet from Smith.
It's one thing to read about Martin's rant about the incident, and another to actually hear it. So thanks, TMZ.com, for posting audio of outbursts like "When I find out who did it... I'm gonna put my motherfuckin' hands on one of y'all" in both bleeped and uncensored versions.
We recommend the latter.
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