We've told you about Kenyon Martin's anger over an April Fools' Day prank at his expense: J.R. Smith's driver, Laquan Johnson, filled K-Mart's Range Rover with buttered popcorn, prompting a wig-out by Kenyon and an "LMAO" tweet from Smith.
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It's one thing to read about Martin's rant about the incident, and another to actually hear it. So thanks, TMZ.com, for posting audio of outbursts like "When I find out who did it... I'm gonna put my motherfuckin' hands on one of y'all" in both bleeped and uncensored versions.
We recommend the latter.